Ok, time for late night pondering the seriousnesses of our time. Evidently we've come to the period we must go through to elect a new president, and as much as I've tried to avoid it, it presses into my little world and makes itself known.
So we have the following:
Hillary Clinton: To paraphrase Reagan, this would be like buying back the old lemon you traded in at the car dealership 8 years ago. It seems to me she's willing to say anything she can to get what she wants, which is control of the party apparatus in the form of the presidential bully pulpit.
Barack Obama: The fuzzy candidate. Just what does he stand for, really? Hope for change? A change of hope? Changing the face of hope? Hopeful in the face of change? All I know is, I have a flag lapel pin on my backpack, along with Denmark. And the regimental crest of 1/37 Armor.
John McCain: Keating Five McCain? Yeah, that one. I feel...ambivalent. He's pushed through some astonishing WTF legislation in his time, and being Texan, has some folks on his personal staff that rankle my personal ire.
Mike Huckabee: Eh?
Ron Paul: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I look forward to his return to private life when ousted by NEOCON ENABLERS FROM THE FIFTH DIMENSION.
Don't forget Cynthia "The Mouth" "J00z kicked me out of office" McKinney is on the slate for the Green Party, so don't forget to dimple the chad in her direction. Snork.
So we have the following:
Hillary Clinton: To paraphrase Reagan, this would be like buying back the old lemon you traded in at the car dealership 8 years ago. It seems to me she's willing to say anything she can to get what she wants, which is control of the party apparatus in the form of the presidential bully pulpit.
Barack Obama: The fuzzy candidate. Just what does he stand for, really? Hope for change? A change of hope? Changing the face of hope? Hopeful in the face of change? All I know is, I have a flag lapel pin on my backpack, along with Denmark. And the regimental crest of 1/37 Armor.
John McCain: Keating Five McCain? Yeah, that one. I feel...ambivalent. He's pushed through some astonishing WTF legislation in his time, and being Texan, has some folks on his personal staff that rankle my personal ire.
Mike Huckabee: Eh?
Ron Paul: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I look forward to his return to private life when ousted by NEOCON ENABLERS FROM THE FIFTH DIMENSION.
Don't forget Cynthia "The Mouth" "J00z kicked me out of office" McKinney is on the slate for the Green Party, so don't forget to dimple the chad in her direction. Snork.
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